Remainders: A fake student requests a "real teacher" for once

The Onion parodies the issue of low retention rates for teachers right out of college. (Onion)
A teacher writes that cheating has become a pervasive part of school culture for students. (LA Times)
As test scores and outcomes slowly improve, former Chancellor Joel Klein warns of complacency. (Time)
Matt Di Carlo shows how higher proficiency rates don’t always mean higher performance. (Shanker Blog)
A counselor gives college-bound seniors advice for their campus visits this summer. (Insideschools)
Bloomberg made an uncomfortable “African American” joke at today’s test score presser. (Politicker)
A new district-charter school partnership in LA will be focused in middle class areas (LA Times)
Bill Gates hopes that curriculum will more closely resemble the gaming principles that excite kids. (AJC)
Cuomo’s ed commission set a time and place for its visit to New York City. (Putting Students First)